![]() I don’t know how to feel about that, exactly.”Ĭhris Harrison speaks from Dany’s mouth. “Uh, Dany, listen,” he says, twiddling his thumbs. “I’ve been aroused by it since I was a child.” She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively. Dany laughs, furls of black smoke escaping from her mouth. “Where’s Chris Harrison?” he asks, tugging nervously on his wedgie. “It is the time to ask yourself, once and for all, are you here for the right reasons?” “This is the final Rose Ceremony,” she screams. Dany walks to the front of the castle steps, wearing all black and dramatic shoulder pads to indicate she is Now Bad. Dany’s Large Adult Dragon son flies overhead, briefly swooping down to give Jon a wedgie. Grey Worm waits for him at the top of the castle stairs, despite the fact that he was just murdering people indiscriminately in a different location 12 seconds ago. His turmoil is clear in his desperate face and his frizzy hair, which he has unforgivably neglected. He hasn’t decided whether he’s going to choose Dany or choose nobody (because she is the only contestant this season). Jon Snow is not ready for the final Rose Ceremony. You should think about doing the same.” He slits a throat. I will leave this show only after I have totally destroyed the good will toward my character. Jon and Davos ask him not to, and he’s like, “Absolutely not. Grey Worm is randomly executing Lannister soldiers as a way to externalize his heartbreak. A man walks past Tyrion, burned to a crisp except for his underwear, which points to Dany’s great generosity. The finale begins with Jon, Davos, and Tyrion trudging through the snow and ash in King’s Landing, doing a little tour of the destruction. Since I didn’t get to write about last week’s episode (I was covering the Cannes Film Festival), I will weigh in briefly to say LOL. Arya becoming a proud colonizer? This tracks! Jon Snow having his hair gel in prison? Sure. Making one protagonist they spent eight seasons forcing us to care about brutally murder the other protagonist they spent eight seasons convincing us to care about in cold blood out of absolutely nowhere? Makes sense! Tyrion convincing Jon Snow to pull off this murder via exactly one (1) four-minute conversation? Yes, sure. ![]() ![]() It is only there, temporarily suspended in the twilight of human consciousness, surrounded by people speaking Danish, that things begin to make a sort of nebulous sense. If you, like millions of other people on the internet, had a problem with the way Game of Thrones wrapped up on Sunday, I highly recommend watching it on three hours of sleep while jet-lagged in the airport of a foreign country. ![]()
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